Bitter Ocampo

There are things that we do after a breakup which are normal, like deleting our ex’s number from our phonebook and unfriending them in facebook . But there are things which scream BITTER OCAMPO. Once upon a time, I was a “bitter ocampo”. If you can identify with the list below, then welcome to the Bitter Ocampo Club.

A Bitter Ocampo…

1. Badmouths his ex

2. Tells his friend every nasty detail about his ex

3. Tweets or posts status saying that he’s okay and he has moved on (when obviously he has not)

4. Says he looks better than the new boyfriend

5. Compares himself to the new boyfriend and says he’s better  in every aspect

6. Uploads pictures of his “gimiks” and “dates” with different girls (to show that he’s getting along well)

7. Does not unfriend his ex, but unsubscribes to all posts 

8. After he unsubscribes to all posts, he still checks the profile of his ex to know what she's up to and if she's still with that good-for-nothing guy

9. Asks their common friends not to befriend the ex's new boyfriend

10. Checks the profile of the new boyfriend and points out every wrong detail about his face and body

It’s alright to be a bitter ocampo for a few months after a breakup. But if it’s been a year, and you still have the symptoms above, wake up and get out of the bitter zone or else you may wake up one day full of wrinkles. (mas mapait ka pa sa ampalaya!)